Ashlyn’s Reviews > Vera Stein Is Fine > Status Update
Ashlyn
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"Miss you more than I missed Taco Bell’s Mexican Pizza when they took it off the menu that one time." I'm too easy atp 😭
— Aug 07, 2026 11:44AM
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Ashlyn
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I'm so glad Vera Stein is fine because I'm not 🫠 I'm a puddle of tears 😭
— Aug 09, 2026 07:25PM
Ashlyn
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when you mention a hankering for fries and his immediate response is "I will buy you every fry in this fucking city." 🍟🙂↕️ that's a good man savannah
— Aug 09, 2026 04:36PM
Ashlyn
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"why be a dreamer when you can be a doer?" this book is lighting a massive fire under my ass to seize the moment and stop waiting for life to happen to me in the most painfully loving way 😅
— Aug 09, 2026 12:07PM
Ashlyn
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just as I thought I was warming up to Eli, he disrespects her cucumber melon body mist?? you're on thin ice Eli
— Aug 08, 2026 10:27AM
Ashlyn
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"in the end, we're all sluts and then we die." preach sister 🤣
— Aug 07, 2026 04:51PM
Ashlyn
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next stop: palm springs 🛬👙🌴🍹
poolside libations with a cast of charmingly eccentric retirees? sounds like my kind of medicine 🙂↕️
— Aug 07, 2026 10:09AM
poolside libations with a cast of charmingly eccentric retirees? sounds like my kind of medicine 🙂↕️

