Bertie’s Reviews > Clown in a Cornfield > Status Update
Bertie
is 27% done
For a book aimed at teenagers it sure hates teenagers. Isn’t there supposed to be a clown in this thing? I’m bored out of my mind but I’m going to keep reading until I see a damn clown.
— 1 hour, 29 min ago
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Bertie
is 14% done
I liked the clown on the cover it reminded me of Scooby Doo but this is starting out the exact same way as every other YA horror/thriller I’ve ever read including Goosebumps
— 22 hours, 4 min ago