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“Our full professors, tenured faculty, teach H.B.A., or Hours By Appointment; that is, never. Young instructors, hoping for tenure here, are scheduled to teach days and nights. The idea is that as long as an instructor is required to be in a classroom every hour, he will not have the time to write or publish anything. Not having published, he will never earn his tenure.“
Aug 07, 2026 08:16PM
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Patrick is on page 34 of 177
“She was a dynamite girl and he was an aces fellow. On the day he at last agreed by phone to marry her, the switchboard operators were overjoyed. For six months they had listened, in sympathy and indig. nation, to the tears, the threats, the partings and reconciliations.
They were so unequivocally for the girl that only the purest professionalism kept them, at times, from breaking in.” This book 😆🙂
Aug 04, 2026 10:49PM
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Patrick
Patrick is on page 13 of 177
“Things have changed very much, several times, since I grew up, and, like everyone in New York except the intellectuals, I have led several lives and I still lead some of them.”

I like this book already. There’s some nice humor in it already too 🥹
Aug 03, 2026 06:08PM
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Patrick “Our Drama people are trying to take over the English Department's course Creative Writing 101; Playwriting A. The English Literature people are beleaguered on another side. For twenty years, they have had The Brothers Karamazov (translated, abridged). The Department of Russian Literature, which teaches all its courses in translation now, wants Dostoevski back…. Chekhov, meanwhile, for reasons that, I am afraid, are clear, is taught in the Classics Department (Greek 209C). The operative principle appears to be that if any thing or person mentioned in another department could conceivably be mentioned in your own, you have at least an argument to seize the course. One night when the Women's Studies Division gets under way, we all expect there's going to be a coup.”

This book really makes me laugh due to the humor!!


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