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Azri
is 67% done
Big whoop, so Wes is a cop. So what? The whole idea of the speed date event was that no one was supposed to say what they do for work and now that his job is revealed he's being tied to the stake and they're lighting matches. He didn't lie, idiots, any more than the rest of you who haven't said anything about YOUR jobs. Such an overreaction. This is why i hate people. Just looking for someone to blame.
— Aug 08, 2026 11:34PM
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Azri
is 91% done
Officially the best line in the book: "...for a second I wonder how we graduated from handshakes to motorboating in the space of a few traumatic hours."
— Aug 09, 2026 05:50AM
Azri
is 90% done
Sheesh. All that build-up then she kills him virtually immediately with a single stab wound? I mean, very on brand for a final girl sure. But not exactly realistic given she's stated multiple times she doesn't have much upper body strength etc. And not like she has experience. She didn't even pull the knife out which means the bleeding is also limited. I think that could have been better orchestrated.
— Aug 09, 2026 05:47AM
Azri
is 90% done
Mm, not the biggest fan of our antagonists depiction. Bit of a wet noodle. And not a cute danger noodle type of noodle, just limp and disappointing noodle.
— Aug 09, 2026 05:40AM
Azri
is 88% done
A bit "meh" as a book, but I think this could be a reasonably entertaining movie as long as they maintained that rom-com horror blend successfully. Ironically, given the shared name, I have been intermittently reminded of the delightful Heart Eyes horror film on Netflix as I read.
— Aug 09, 2026 05:08AM
Azri
is 83% done
"Oh my god, this is why you need more than a ten-minute date with someone to know they aren't absolutely insane." LOL, this is true
— Aug 09, 2026 04:30AM
Azri
is 80% done
Jamie is honestly a bit annoying. She's very in her head while also ignoring evidence and jumping to conclusions. She specifically noted that John's blood was oddly sweet smelling earlier despite every other scene with blood being described as smelling like iron. She never actually saw his body. Like girl. This whole thin was clearly planned and you love movies - never occurred to you it was a feint?
— Aug 09, 2026 04:08AM