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"Hey, kids! Remember last year when we all semi-creepily (but with the BEST OF INTENTIONS!!) started shipping the two teens behind the Big League Burger and Girl Cheesing Twitter accounts that were warring on this here internet?" who writes like that an interesting article....

"I’ve been working at Girl Cheesing to learn the ropes of owning a small business. As a result, Jack’s mom has given me free rein to add any desserts I want to the menu." why does it sound like the story of her mom?

“Yeah, well.” She leans forward and kisses me on the cheek, shy and quick. “I think we’ve had our fair share of those.”
this feels kind of unnatural. they just started dating...

"I bridge the distance between us, and then we’re kissing again" pink

“Let’s, uh, get you back into bed, Mom.” lol

"There’s only one place I want to go, and it’s the last place I should be." home to your dad? or to jack? guess we'll find out

“First of all, Ethan posted it.” Ethan is such an ass

"just—it made everything weird. I hated it. I wished I hadn’t known.” man...why u have to say it like that

“Pepper Marie Evans, what on earth do you think you’re doing?” why didnt she call her Patricia?