Haley’s Reviews > The Phantom of the Opera > Status Update

Ok wait the coffin bed goes kinda hard

God Christine is really dumb

“When you went in your dressing room, did you not say, ‘Poor Erik?’ Well, Christine, there was a poor Raoul who heard you”

I AM DYING HE IS SO FUNNY AHAHAHAHAHHA

It’s much harder to root for Raoul in this book than it is in the movie. He is a big whiney baby

I feel bad for the concierge. First time at the opera and she is called ugly, was murdered, and has a lame epitaph

The old owners really said “fafo I guess”

Brother PUHLEASE