Sen’s Reviews > The Song of Achilles > Status Update

Stares wide eyed

Achilles “well she doesn’t want to have kids with me so who does she want to have kids with?”
Patroclus sweating profusely
Achilles “WITH YOU?! OH HELL NO!!!!!”

So many inaccuracies but the worst one is that Patroclus doesn’t have his dogs

Don’t ever say I’m not committed to my buddy reads because I just read all of that in one sitting for my buddy read

Perseus is mentioned earlier in the book he has a happy ending tf

Chiron did teach Patroclus and Achilles in fighting and Patroclus was not any regular competent soldier he was second to Achilles (the greatest soldier to ever live) and was even mistaken for Achilles when he donned his armor… cmon guys…

Orpheus and Orion never became gods and they weren’t sons of Zeus Orpheus was Apollo and Orion was Poseidon… the only one that fits the example being used is Heracles

Gay people GOTTA give up talking about feet bruh