Kristina’s Reviews > Titanium > Status Update
Kristina
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These motherfucking dudebros who are like, ugh I'm not trying to control her but why won't she do what I tell her to?!
— May 14, 2017 06:59PM
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Kristina
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"I was young, and I didn’t realize how wrong it was for him as a landlord to tell me I couldn’t have guys over."
How fucking young were you
— May 14, 2017 07:10PM
How fucking young were you
Kristina
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How are you going to make John Waters the fucking villain of your book
— May 14, 2017 06:24PM
Kristina
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"Granted, she could be the shape of a carrot and he’d still love her."
That...is a new one.
— May 14, 2017 05:33PM
That...is a new one.
Kristina
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Fuuuuuuck this bullshit where a guy watching a "chick flick" is a big fucking deal.
— May 14, 2017 04:48PM
Kristina
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"She was going to be his, but she could still be free."
O___o
— May 14, 2017 04:46PM
O___o
Kristina
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"Plus, what kind of tall, buff man wore a green blazer?"
...you live in Seattle. Why is this weird.
— May 08, 2017 03:47AM
...you live in Seattle. Why is this weird.
Kristina
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I would never patronize a business that 1) had only 2 yelp reviews and 2. had the name Rent-a-Dragon.
— May 07, 2017 06:57PM
Kristina
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These books make me question my sexuality. In that they make me want to be gay.
— May 07, 2017 06:50PM
