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Like… is Kepnes clowning on Carrie’s unlikely situation, is that it
— Aug 10, 2026 09:18PM
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Oh my GOD Joe, Carrie DID fuck Jeremiah, what’s wrong with you
— Aug 10, 2026 09:37PM
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It’s just… minimum wage in Nee York was $5.15 in 2001. 17 y/o Joe wouldn’t be able to afford all of this TODAY.
— Aug 10, 2026 09:16PM
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Okay, we’re saved, he only recaps three seasons, because that’s all that existed at the time. Still: egregious.
— Aug 09, 2026 12:07PM
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Are… are you really going to recap ALL of SATC? Like, ALL of it?
— Aug 09, 2026 11:53AM
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Imagine being seventeen and saying “I’m in the best shape of my life”
— Aug 09, 2026 10:54AM