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My GOD that was wretched.

AND he LITTERS. What an ASShole.

"PK, short for Pastor's Kid, was my nickname back in high school. I hated it and tried to make Treblemaker stick instead."

Is there some way I can jump into the story and dump this kid's books?

We're on our third crazy coincidence, here. Stop making me mad at my fellow gay Canadians!

"Do I have heat stroke? This guy doesn't deserve my life story."

Calm down, bro. First of all he picked up your hitchhiking ass, he deserves SOMETHING. Secondly your life story is dull as hell.

He calls his dad Abe, got me like Monica, “Call them Mom and Dad, you loser!”

This is so good, holy cats

ooh, rock me amadeus

You wanna know what though, one of the characters was named Luca Haas and every time she brought it up I was like "...the WITNESS kid..?"

POV: you’re Shane’s assistant, buying up all the electric candles at every Dollarama in town

The way my face contorted in horror during the mock wedding scene, maGAWD

Today GR recommended a romance novel to me. Not my thing, mainly! but the main characters were named Ben and Arthur, and the movie BEN AND ARTHUR is very much my thing. #psyops

I miss when people were silly on here. Or at least when the people I followed were silly on here.

If Kevin Smith has taught me anything, it’s that you NEVER go ass to mouth

Joyous winter occasion, buds

My year in books is pretty bleak. My year in staring at the wall like a demented turnip for hours on end really came together though.