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Nothing will ever hurt like finding out there's no Huldah in this book. What the hell is your deal, Huldah? The show's not good enough for me to wait and see!

“Underground Femaleroad” is colour me BAD, Margaret Atwood.

SOMETIMES Y, EMEFFERS

Am now on the I chapter. Can’t wait to find out if there’s going to be Sometimes Y.

Her foreman’s name is George

Every time she says monseigneur I’m like OOH LA LA

I’m really enjoying this but she just confused a hoe for a backhoe and now I want to call her at home

I can’t respect a man who claims to love “the chick from INDIANA JONES” but can’t name the character or the woman who plays her. Thats KAREN ALLEN, you ding-dang barbarian.

Now it says muzak

Ffs

Dude, Red Lobster used to have a DEEJAY???

Half delighted to be out of the restaurant, half concerned that he’ll now give godlike detail of the mall instead

Not fatphobia in sentence TWO

This gentleman keeps inventing words, and I approve.

My GOD that was wretched.

AND he LITTERS. What an ASShole.

"PK, short for Pastor's Kid, was my nickname back in high school. I hated it and tried to make Treblemaker stick instead."

Is there some way I can jump into the story and dump this kid's books?

We're on our third crazy coincidence, here. Stop making me mad at my fellow gay Canadians!

"Do I have heat stroke? This guy doesn't deserve my life story."

Calm down, bro. First of all he picked up your hitchhiking ass, he deserves SOMETHING. Secondly your life story is dull as hell.

He calls his dad Abe, got me like Monica, “Call them Mom and Dad, you loser!”