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Jud, I know you’re old and you got problems, but if you thought Louis was going to dig his son up why didn’t you stake out the cemetery instead of his GD driveway

“They lay together in the dark, crowded into Louis’s single.” You emeffers sleep in separate beds like The Flintstones? New England is weird af.

And he LITTERS. What an ASShole.

“It had not been a heart attack. It had been a cerebral accident…”

We KNOW. We know because you told us it would happen a little ways back, apropos of heckin NOTHING.

Normally I wouldn’t be looking forward to an animal’s (second) death but even now Louis is acting weird as hell about neutering his cat.

He’s an it not because he’s a zombie, but because he got the snip?

Could you not? Sir. If you could not, please. Bob Barker taught you better than this.

Pore Jud is pretty lucky that Louis was the one to find his letter about desecrating ancient Indian burial ground with his dead cat.

And he LITTERS. What an ASShole.

Oh my GOD Joe, Carrie DID fuck Jeremiah, what’s wrong with you

Like… is Kepnes clowning on Carrie’s unlikely situation, is that it

It’s just… minimum wage in Nee York was $5.15 in 2001. 17 y/o Joe wouldn’t be able to afford all of this TODAY.

Okay, we’re saved, he only recaps three seasons, because that’s all that existed at the time. Still: egregious.

Are… are you really going to recap ALL of SATC? Like, ALL of it?

Imagine being seventeen and saying “I’m in the best shape of my life”

That said, this usage panel is my Godspell Toronto 1972.

He defends “illegal alien,” saying “undocumented” is “typical of the pudgy new intruders from the land of sociology.

He’s going to say “negro,” isn’t he?

"Maybe these folks were on psychiatric medications because they actually needed them. Why hadn't Pepper seriously considered that before now?"

Because you're a SHITHEAD, man.

If he has no experience with mental illness or the mentally ill, I'm honestly happy for him, but godDAMN

And speaking of things that are dumb as hell, eff all the way off with them all changing their appearance and behaviour drastically but not realizing that they've done it. They're CRAZY, not STUPID.

All I am simply saying is, even if you didn't need to be on the psych meds you were on, it is dumb as hell to quit them cold turkey, especially if you don't want anybody to know you've done it.

"Frankly, you'd have a better chance of getting a Korean to marry a black person." Hashtag themoreyouknow, hey?

Am starting to understand why people are annoyed by the adaptation. I’m not even enjoying the book all that much and I’m like damn, why didn’t you just tell your own story if you’re not into this one?