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"Maybe these folks were on psychiatric medications because they actually needed them. Why hadn't Pepper seriously considered that before now?"

Because you're a SHITHEAD, man.

If he has no experience with mental illness or the mentally ill, I'm honestly happy for him, but godDAMN

And speaking of things that are dumb as hell, eff all the way off with them all changing their appearance and behaviour drastically but not realizing that they've done it. They're CRAZY, not STUPID.

All I am simply saying is, even if you didn't need to be on the psych meds you were on, it is dumb as hell to quit them cold turkey, especially if you don't want anybody to know you've done it.

"Frankly, you'd have a better chance of getting a Korean to marry a black person." Hashtag themoreyouknow, hey?

Am starting to understand why people are annoyed by the adaptation. I’m not even enjoying the book all that much and I’m like damn, why didn’t you just tell your own story if you’re not into this one?

I tell you what, getting through this without breaking the spine is one of the greatest challenges of my reading life.

Nothing will ever hurt like finding out there's no Huldah in this book. What the hell is your deal, Huldah? The show's not good enough for me to wait and see!

“Underground Femaleroad” is colour me BAD, Margaret Atwood.

SOMETIMES Y, EMEFFERS

Am now on the I chapter. Can’t wait to find out if there’s going to be Sometimes Y.

Her foreman’s name is George

Every time she says monseigneur I’m like OOH LA LA

I’m really enjoying this but she just confused a hoe for a backhoe and now I want to call her at home

I can’t respect a man who claims to love “the chick from INDIANA JONES” but can’t name the character or the woman who plays her. Thats KAREN ALLEN, you ding-dang barbarian.

Now it says muzak

Ffs

Dude, Red Lobster used to have a DEEJAY???

Half delighted to be out of the restaurant, half concerned that he’ll now give godlike detail of the mall instead

Not fatphobia in sentence TWO

This gentleman keeps inventing words, and I approve.

My GOD that was wretched.

AND he LITTERS. What an ASShole.

"PK, short for Pastor's Kid, was my nickname back in high school. I hated it and tried to make Treblemaker stick instead."

Is there some way I can jump into the story and dump this kid's books?

We're on our third crazy coincidence, here. Stop making me mad at my fellow gay Canadians!

"Do I have heat stroke? This guy doesn't deserve my life story."

Calm down, bro. First of all he picked up your hitchhiking ass, he deserves SOMETHING. Secondly your life story is dull as hell.

He calls his dad Abe, got me like Monica, “Call them Mom and Dad, you loser!”