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This is so good, holy cats

ooh, rock me amadeus

You wanna know what though, one of the characters was named Luca Haas and every time she brought it up I was like "...the WITNESS kid..?"

POV: you’re Shane’s assistant, buying up all the electric candles at every Dollarama in town

The way my face contorted in horror during the mock wedding scene, maGAWD

Today GR recommended a romance novel to me. Not my thing, mainly! but the main characters were named Ben and Arthur, and the movie BEN AND ARTHUR is very much my thing. #psyops

I miss when people were silly on here. Or at least when the people I followed were silly on here.

If Kevin Smith has taught me anything, it’s that you NEVER go ass to mouth

Joyous winter occasion, buds

My year in books is pretty bleak. My year in staring at the wall like a demented turnip for hours on end really came together though.

bad dong

Is it really only red state creepazoids who complain about "politics" in fiction, or do I just think that because I accidentally only read lefty authors?

Loathsome Dove

Oh my god please stop doing like for like, I promise it's okay

EEUW, dude