jasmine’s Reviews > Daybreak > Status Update

“You’re definitely hot enough to be cyberstalked. Too hot, even.”
“Aww,” she says, swishing her hair. “Maybe if you got a haircut, you could be cyberstalked, too.”

HAHAHAHA WHY IS EVYOME FUNNY

“I’d rather put myself into a blender.”
“I can put some rotating blades in the car, if that’d help.”

ALEX IS OS FUNNY I CANT