ʚ hannah ɞ > Status Update

My grandmas client was a tailor and he was js cool with like Joe Biden, Elizabeth Taylor (IN HER PRIME), the kennedys, like literally every big name ever

Like js casually friends

my grandma casually dropped the lore that she was president of the olympics committee and she was a bikini model
and then my uncle casually invited us to his yacht party that had 1000$ mexican tequila

@jayyyyy

WHAT 💀

how does one know so many big names and are just CASUAL with them 🥲

@kylie

BIKINI MODEL IS CRAZY 😭 I could never see anyone’s grandma being a bikini model 💀


$1000 DOLLAR TEQUILA AND A YACHT. WHAT.

I was almost kindapped

@ANNIEEEE

what. ELABORATE (if you feel comfortable doing so, if not just ignore me lolz) 💁🏽‍♀️

i broke into a construction site with my friends.. there was some trouble caused

ʚ hannah ɞ wrote: "@ANNIEEEE

what. ELABORATE (if you feel comfortable doing so, if not just ignore me lolz) 💁🏽‍♀️"

yea so like I was walking alone with my mom in a rural area with like little to no people there (it was a resort) at like 11pm (dont ask why lol) and then these men started circling me and my mom and they were joking and making suggestive comments about our dresses and then they were like cornering us but then THANKFULLY there was this group of people who like scared them off and helped mee aghh

my uncle revealed he was a national kayaker for his country and u should have seen the look on my cousins faces omgg

@ANNIEEE

insane holy whaaaat!! so glad you’re safe <3

@Sabrina

VENTURING ONTO A CONSTRUCTION SITE IS CRAZY WORK MAN 🫪

@StrawberryShirya

WHAT- 😭😭

ʚ hannah ɞ wrote: "@ANNIEEE

insane holy whaaaat!! so glad you’re safe <3"

yess thank you

My father (when he was eight) one time walked outside to find his grandfather (legally insane) naked and talking to a dollar bill in his hand

@maki

NAH IF I WAS YOUR DAD I WOULD BE SCARRED FOR LIFE

My aunt is a influencer she has like-
over a million follower on tik tok and instagram😚

My grandma used to play the organ in a band professionally

@Lexi

WHO’S YOUR AUNT?? WHATS HER HANDLE

@LucyLovesBooks

The organ is so random help