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dani
is on page 305 of 320
what kind of weird ass dude is your dad? he likes that a 27 year old woman is calling him dad even though he doesn’t know you’re his daughter? he’s 39! just tell him the truth!
— Aug 11, 2026 04:41PM
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dani
is on page 285 of 320
i’m literally crying because nancy got to have a dad and she didn’t.
— Aug 11, 2026 04:12PM
dani
is on page 252 of 320
“it should be a felony to introduce fictional books in novels and then not let readers read them”
for real! if it’s not your genre then they should commission someone else to ghostwrite it under the fictional author’s pen name (like alloy except ethically). do you think i don’t wanna read all 36 book witch novels and also the duke of chicago series?
— Aug 11, 2026 02:20PM
for real! if it’s not your genre then they should commission someone else to ghostwrite it under the fictional author’s pen name (like alloy except ethically). do you think i don’t wanna read all 36 book witch novels and also the duke of chicago series?
dani
is on page 239 of 320
“She’s the March Heir.”
i knew it! i was also completely wrong.
— Aug 11, 2026 01:44PM
i knew it! i was also completely wrong.