Thalasa’s Reviews > Neurovance > Status Update
Thalasa
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Why do people think “I was going to kill myself but then I met you 🥺” is a good look for their main character?? 😭
— Aug 12, 2026 04:51PM
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Thalasa
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but applying vacuum suction to the asshole is NOT sexy, it’s a fucking ER visit waiting to happen 💀
— Aug 14, 2026 02:17PM
Thalasa
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The self-insert character here is such a lame, dweebish, self-pitying sad sack of shit that I don’t know if I can stand to finish this 😭 if this motherfucker says Jiminy Christmas again I may end up in jail
— Aug 12, 2026 08:23AM
Thalasa
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I don’t understand why these super hot oooga men are obsessed with Milo, tbh at this point I wish he’d been shot dead instead of Melanie
— Aug 12, 2026 05:49AM
Thalasa
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Well that was a pretty damn fast progression from enemies to talking you through jerking off, although there’s definitely something else going on the audience isn’t supposed to know yet
— Aug 11, 2026 05:44AM
Thalasa
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God damn, okay! That’s the kind of book this is going to be 😳
— Aug 10, 2026 05:33AM