Status Update

Ashlyn is 17% done

wrangling London's most eligible bachelors into a summer-long house party to vie for your betrothal like horses at auction—with ample test riding before choosing the best in breed—is my kind of ingenuity 😌🐎💖

— Aug 12, 2026 07:33PM

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Ashlyn’s Previous Updates

Ashlyn is 26% done

charlotte smiled sweetly. "at the moment, what I value most in a man is silence."
in other words, KINDLY STFU 🤣😭

— Aug 13, 2026 10:28AM

Ashlyn is starting

you had me at a regency-era take on the bachelorette 💐

nothing sounds more delightful right now than the promise of a summer romp brimming with juicy scandals and dashing suitors

— Aug 11, 2026 10:51PM