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Oh my God!!! He just killed him in cold blood!

'Nikolai would have said, “Verbally abuse them, but don’t injure them,” or “Look scary, but don’t speak.” He’d have laid out rules and guidelines to follow. He was still a tyrant and a fucking asshole and Mat still hated him, but at least with him Mat had known what to do to protect his hide. With Allen, he was flying blind.'

OMG, Nikolai's place was so much better than this ISLAND FROM HELL!!

Before Allen starts whatever kind of torture he has in mind for poor Mat, I'm off to bed *frustrated*

I contemplated posting another quote, but went for a cute fluffy kitty instead. I definitely need it now...

“Who is,” Allen continued, still circling, “of absolutely no value to me. Not even the best cocksucker I’ve had.” Another dramatic pause. Was Mat supposed to defend Dougie’s cocksucking honor here? “So let’s just get this out of the way up front, Dog. You bite me, and I will do things to your brother there aren’t even words for, do you understand?”

How can this story get even worse than it already was?! How is that even possible?!

Okay, so Nikolai wasn't so bad when you compare him to Allen. And did I just say that?! HURRY UP NATE, goddammit!!

“Well, have Tsing’s people break his fucking knees then. My assistant has his number. I’m sure he’d be willing to help collect. Or I don’t know. He have a kid? Take the kid and I’ll have my new dog tear the little shit’s throat out, how about that?”

What line of business is Allan in, for God's sake?!

Mat is in pain and you're right next to him, NOT helping him, Douglas!!