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Sam H.
is on page 240 of 625
Couple things I’ve come to the conclusion of:
1) Goddard is Ronald Stump. And I’ve asked the question-were someone to place a tuning fork in stumps rump, would his continuous flatulence not turn into a melody?
2) these tonists really have a short list for who should be their “higher power” y’all selected a child who happens to be able to talk to a computer essentially. Y’all are all fucked.
— Aug 13, 2026 05:35PM
1) Goddard is Ronald Stump. And I’ve asked the question-were someone to place a tuning fork in stumps rump, would his continuous flatulence not turn into a melody?
2) these tonists really have a short list for who should be their “higher power” y’all selected a child who happens to be able to talk to a computer essentially. Y’all are all fucked.
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Sam H.
is on page 599 of 625
Ayn. It took you THIS long to kill that mf’er?? Are you kidding me???
— Aug 14, 2026 08:21PM
Sam H.
is on page 408 of 625
I’m. So confused? Who pissed in the collective cereal bowl of the tonist cloisters? Like y’all just woke up murderous and essentially are “flattening” what sounds like an entire continents worth of people and scythes just because you hate-however rightfully so or not-scythes. You’re upset that scythes make dying unnatural. What exactly are y’all doing differently?
— Aug 14, 2026 04:37AM
Sam H.
is on page 99 of 625
“Which North Merican scythedom?” Possuelo hesitated, then chose his words carefully. “A lot has changed while you were at the bottom of the sea.” “Which North Merican scythedom?” Anastasia demanded again. Possuelo sighed. “There is only one now. With the exception of the Thunderhead’s Charter Region, all of North Merica is under Goddard’s leadership.”
I’m throwing. This book. In the GARBAGE!
— Aug 13, 2026 05:29AM
I’m throwing. This book. In the GARBAGE!
Sam H.
is on page 73 of 625
Like…..what??? A different sector of people say they wish to be left alone in the childish world of politics that is Goddard’s Scythedom. And your response is to disallow their imports of goods and means of living and essentially banish anyone who potentially goes against this, to death. Like hello? That’s some “stump” behaviour. Maybe Goddard will succumb to frontotemporal dementia too.
— Aug 13, 2026 04:52AM
Sam H.
is on page 57 of 625
5 chapters in, two new characters I’m just pretending having been thrown into this story without even a name mention in the previous books.
Sure. Why don’t we pick things up mkay?
— Aug 13, 2026 04:33AM
Sure. Why don’t we pick things up mkay?