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Malone Hanson
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Lord take all of Catelyn Stark’s pain, double it, and give it to Petyr Baelish
— Aug 13, 2026 06:16PM
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Malone Hanson
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Damn Cersei is CRAZY!! But she’s actually so real tho, sh really said “I will die before I lift a finger for Stannis Baratheon and I’m taking you all with me”
— Aug 17, 2026 05:09PM
Malone Hanson
is on page 815 of 1009
There is truly nobody who needs to die quicker than a
Theon Greyjoy I’m so serious. Like I literally want him deader than a doornail by the end of this fuckass book oml
— Aug 16, 2026 11:39PM
Theon Greyjoy I’m so serious. Like I literally want him deader than a doornail by the end of this fuckass book oml
Malone Hanson
is on page 800 of 1009
Jaime Lannister you are such a chode but I really can’t help but fw you
— Aug 16, 2026 10:01PM
Malone Hanson
is on page 750 of 1009
We all gotta die bro I’m getting too attached to these stark kids
— Aug 16, 2026 06:04PM
Malone Hanson
is on page 604 of 1009
Bruh they gotta LEAVE my goat Tyrion alone!! Hashtag give him casterly rock!!
— Aug 11, 2026 06:50PM