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Jaime and Brienne….. the cogs in my head might just be turning….

Off the bat, Tova Sullivan, top characters of all time im so serious

Oh no! He’s fled the castle and we need him back in a short period of time! If only we had a bard who could magically relay a message to an entire kingdom….. and has done so in the recent past…… if only we had that…. Oh, hi Bethany!!

Holy shit he’s solving his problems with the power of doomed Yuri, hallelujah🙂‍↕️

I get that the whole point is to focus on the “ever after” part of this but I need to know more about what was going on before they killed the big bad

“What kind of backward misogynistic assault-y realm are we living in?!” Dawg you were living under a tyrant king for 40 years… obviously it hasn’t been sunshine and rainbows or you wouldn’t have decapitated him….

I’m sorry i genuinely cannot get over how large this font is, it’s tickling me so hard every time i open the book

Dude, Arek and his biblical greed, what do you mean we’re 4 pages in and you already wanna bang 2 of your friends, happy bisexual month I guess

Also this is a library book that I can’t annotate so I’m gonna be updating a lot more on here sorry

Off the bat, this font is crazy huge😭 like even for a teen novel, this is crazy fucking huge…. I appreciate it tho bc I’ll read it faster😏😏

I would LOVE some plot right about now… some plot would go great with this….

YAYYY!!! I love my life!!😁😁😁😁

These are some GAY👏PERVERTS👏 I just LOVE them!!

This book is some bullllshittttt but I’m having so much fun!!! 😁😁😁

Ugh I’m saved!! The writing feels a bit more juvenile than I was expecting but idc bc it’s such a breath of fresh air from the (amazing!!) depressing books I’ve been reading. Like junk food for the brain type thing, I love my life!!

I feel just like Haymitch rn except that my hunger games is getting through this book and instead of the prize being that I get to live it’s that I get to read my queer fantasy slop book….. I’m so close I can taste the victory…..

SPOILERS!!




Oh my god he turned around and then she died he’s literally so Orpheus 💔

I’ve been just guessing how a flint striker works but then I googled it and man, that is not at ALL what I expected

When Plutarch mentions tools that could replicate any scenario with any person “in mere seconds”…. Is he talking about generative AI???? Alright Suzanne….

I’ve taken to annotating the books that aren’t borrowed and I’ve lost count of the amount of ☹️’s I’ve drawn in these pages dude

Man, we’re meeting all the other tributes and getting to know them and every last one is deader than a doornail 🫩 this is exactly how I felt watching the long walk but instead of a 2 hour movie that dread is stretched out across a 400 page book🚬🫩

Man, however bad a day I think I’m having, this Haymitch kid’s got it MUCH worse

ASOIAF has been gutting me too much, I gotta take a break with something real light and fluffy🚬🫩

Damn Cersei is CRAZY!! But she’s actually so real tho, sh really said “I will die before I lift a finger for Stannis Baratheon and I’m taking you all with me”

There is truly nobody who needs to die quicker than a
Theon Greyjoy I’m so serious. Like I literally want him deader than a doornail by the end of this fuckass book oml

Jaime Lannister you are such a chode but I really can’t help but fw you

We all gotta die bro I’m getting too attached to these stark kids

Lord take all of Catelyn Stark’s pain, double it, and give it to Petyr Baelish