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Malone Hanson
is on page 230 of 521
Call me a hater but I feel like we’ve spent 230 pages of this book just kinda dicking around? Like I get why it’s taking place in their last year BUT like….. nothings HAPPENED? The book has just told me a bunch of stuff but really nothing has actually happened :/ I’m still enjoying it and still (mostly) enjoying the characters but truly it’s given me no reason to GAF about any of them😭😭
— Oct 31, 2026 05:29PM
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Malone Hanson
is on page 474 of 521
ITS NAMED THAT BECAUSE OF THE QUEEN SONG???? I thought it was for the Kansas song😭😭
— 9 hours, 30 min ago
Malone Hanson
is on page 345 of 521
SPOILERS!!
Listen, as someone who’s done a lot of complaining about this book…. That was one of the best first kisses I’ve ever read, SORRY!!! Sorry Rainbow Rowell I was not aware of your game!
— Nov 03, 2026 04:15PM
Listen, as someone who’s done a lot of complaining about this book…. That was one of the best first kisses I’ve ever read, SORRY!!! Sorry Rainbow Rowell I was not aware of your game!
Malone Hanson
is on page 299 of 521
“His table manners were atrocious. It was like watching a wild dog eat. A wild dog you’d like to slip the tongue.” Baz, you are such a disgusting little pervert, thank GOD you are here!😭 this book was so fucking boring before you showed up bro🫂
— Nov 02, 2026 06:25PM
Malone Hanson
is on page 263 of 521
Let it be known, this was my favourite chapter so far
— Nov 02, 2026 03:03PM
Malone Hanson
is on page 165 of 521
Everyone in this book is such a dick to each other, I’m lowk having a tough time rooting for them or their friendships :/
— Oct 31, 2026 01:12PM
Malone Hanson
is on page 80 of 521
All this book does so far is complain about Baz and then have him not show up…… I’m promised a vampire, show me the damn vampire!!!
— Oct 31, 2026 10:00AM
Malone Hanson
is on page 21 of 521
I got no DAMN clue what’s going on, but the book is talking to me as if I do and I can kinda get behind that🤔🙂↕️
— Oct 29, 2026 01:09AM