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ITS NAMED THAT BECAUSE OF THE QUEEN SONG???? I thought it was for the Kansas song😭😭

The mage lowkey gotta die I think

SPOILERS!!


Listen, as someone who’s done a lot of complaining about this book…. That was one of the best first kisses I’ve ever read, SORRY!!! Sorry Rainbow Rowell I was not aware of your game!

“His table manners were atrocious. It was like watching a wild dog eat. A wild dog you’d like to slip the tongue.” Baz, you are such a disgusting little pervert, thank GOD you are here!😭 this book was so fucking boring before you showed up bro🫂

Let it be known, this was my favourite chapter so far

Call me a hater but I feel like we’ve spent 230 pages of this book just kinda dicking around? Like I get why it’s taking place in their last year BUT like….. nothings HAPPENED? The book has just told me a bunch of stuff but really nothing has actually happened :/ I’m still enjoying it and still (mostly) enjoying the characters but truly it’s given me no reason to GAF about any of them😭😭

Everyone in this book is such a dick to each other, I’m lowk having a tough time rooting for them or their friendships :/

I got no DAMN clue what’s going on, but the book is talking to me as if I do and I can kinda get behind that🤔🙂‍↕️