Malone Hanson’s Reviews > So This Is Ever After > Status Update

Oh no! He’s fled the castle and we need him back in a short period of time! If only we had a bard who could magically relay a message to an entire kingdom….. and has done so in the recent past…… if only we had that…. Oh, hi Bethany!!

I get that the whole point is to focus on the “ever after” part of this but I need to know more about what was going on before they killed the big bad

“What kind of backward misogynistic assault-y realm are we living in?!” Dawg you were living under a tyrant king for 40 years… obviously it hasn’t been sunshine and rainbows or you wouldn’t have decapitated him….

I’m sorry i genuinely cannot get over how large this font is, it’s tickling me so hard every time i open the book

Dude, Arek and his biblical greed, what do you mean we’re 4 pages in and you already wanna bang 2 of your friends, happy bisexual month I guess

Also this is a library book that I can’t annotate so I’m gonna be updating a lot more on here sorry

Off the bat, this font is crazy huge😭 like even for a teen novel, this is crazy fucking huge…. I appreciate it tho bc I’ll read it faster😏😏