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Omg, Raoul literally offers her an exit to their marriage and she, SHE is the one who forces them back together. So, basically, she dooms herself. She causes Love Never Dies to happen and she gets shot by Meg.

What a sweet way of looking at it. Probably not what she wanted but hey, if Star Wars can get fucked by Rey Skywalker, Webber Phantom got fucked by Christine Daae.

My god. She and Webber just ruined the fucking end of the show. She made the Phantom give Christine the second kiss. She made Christine choose Erik to save Raoul and then has the gall to say "Raoul, you have to leave". Just shoot me into the ground. The hell?

LOL. "The gold deaths head had chips for rubies for its eyes". He presents her with a Hot Topic ring. Apparently the onyx and gold ring from the stage show wasn't tacky enough.

lol, she wrote a scene where Carlotta and Christine have a heart to heart and that she [Carlotta] is leaving the Opera. She ends it by saying "I hope this performance gives you everything you deserve". Two months ago I told someone I was handling a claim for something they didn't like, and she replied with "hope you have the day you deserve". That's fuck you in civil terms.

I'm getting annoyed with the plucking of events to shape the Love Never Dies narrative, and the twisting of intentions. Here we have a scene where Christine and Erik are training prior to the Opera. Ruins it all.

"Oh, and can you also ask your Opera Ghost to make me a star too!?"

trash

"Christine, I don't care about this stupid love triangle and Opera Ghost fever dream shit, you ruined my career! My fuck buddy said so!" ... And here we go, the jealousy arc begins now and won't end until Meg pops a cap in Christine's ass. Gosh I hate this book.

This book has turned Christine into an absolute dumbass. Wandering Child hurts on how clueless she has become. She is standing there going "yeah, he killed someone as a kid, but we really don't know how Joseph Buquet died" (she probably think he drank too much and hung himself). Christine. Girl. He dropped a chandelier and killed five people. stfu?

what in the ... Christine is given the backstory instead of Raoul? what?!

LOL. The shit masquerade choreography from the film made its way in here, along with the lyrics of Masquerade. Stop. Also, the costumes have names,