Cas’s Reviews > Dungeon Crawler Carl > Status Update
Cas
is on page 40 of 450
how many more pages can we spend on exposition. i'm genuinely asking. we get thrown headfirst into a dungeon with goblins driving a war machine; then we stop (for Way too long, considering there's a set amount of time before the whole level collapses) learning about How To Click On A Minimap and How Stats Are Generated. brother i don't Care i've played dnd i can fill in the blanks just let the man open his inventory
— Aug 14, 2026 10:53AM
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Cas
is on page 222 of 450
oh, the cigarette tasted like ash, carl? did it?? the pile of ash rolled up in paper tasted like ash??
also where the hell is this dude's copyeditor he used "cried" like 10 times in two pages
— Aug 27, 2026 02:11PM
also where the hell is this dude's copyeditor he used "cried" like 10 times in two pages
Cas
is on page 140 of 450
grammatically incorrect spanish! fat shaming! really gross descriptions all the time! get me out of here!!!
— Aug 15, 2026 05:23PM
Cas
is on page 120 of 450
very nearly dnfed after the first boss battle and am ONLY continuing because gloria said to trust. my trust is WAVERING
— Aug 15, 2026 11:43AM
Cas
is on page 88 of 450
told my coworker that this book is "very millennial" and she mimed being stabbed and having her chest cavity ripped open. i'm so sorry gloria. i speak my cusp truth
— Aug 15, 2026 09:59AM
Cas
is on page 24 of 450
"chonk" on the first page buddy you are on thin ice and if it cracks i'm dnfing
— Aug 13, 2026 03:47PM