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is there a reason why law school is designed like a torture chamber? like why are you paying a million dollars to spend three years in the pits of actual hell

everybody please send good vibes to my girlfriend because law school is maybe one of the greatest evils on this earth for some reason despite practicing law being pretty fine

will a fantasy book group book finally turn out to be genuinely good for once? i must say the chances are looking pretty good, even if the mc is a little dumb

i decided to start counting how many unnecessary italics were used for emphasis and gave up after 32 instances in 24 pages, not including the constant italicized fantasy-german words that we get every five seconds. bratwurst? nah dog that's rohtwurst. a penny? that's a pfenni my brother.

all that said, i'm definitely engaged so far. the protagonist is only a Little dumb. major win for a ya mc!

imagine having to explain to a man from the 1800s what a dilf is and why some random girl on the street just called him one

this month's fantasy book club book! i have been told so many backstories in excruciating detail and basically nothing has happened yet plot-wise. help me

there's no way to describe the emotional whiplash of reading something moving and profound and then starting a new chapter and seeing "The Hotdog Man always came after dark". i love this book

with a more brutally honest copyeditor this could've been so much better. regardless, i am locked in

similar to caraval, this book is delicious slop. it's not good, but i am devouring it. waiter, more slop, please! more slop!

courtney i would just like to say that if it was umass memorial your mom got that surgery at i am so sorry. that hospital sucks

we need to send all men to jail and never let them out again

what are the odds i can finish this in the next 3 hours. would we say high medium or low. i am so obscenely bad at reading for book clubs but this one is at Work so i Have to do it. luckily this book is insane so far and i don't want to put it down because what in the actual hell is going on

if the first time i experienced major loss was as a junior in high school i think i would’ve been this messy in recovering from it too

this guy LOVES an anecdote

definitely not as much character writing as i’d like, but the premise and the vibes are super fun. i’ll report back on how i feel about the disability rep, because as pleasantly surprised as i was to see it, i’m not sure if i like how it’s handled

for once in my life i am taking my psychiatrist’s advice and reading this goddamn book. i’m actually enjoying it so far. i did not anticipate this

it’s so funny that people ban this book for all the “sexual content” when really they could just be banning it for saying swear words a whole bunch. imagine high schoolers in the high school book saying bad words by TALOS THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

"at least when [the colonel] was cranky, he had a reason." miles my darling boy. have you considered that alaska may also have a reason? that her manic pixie dream girl days are something she plasters on top of the crankiness that's always there for reasons you haven't tried to figure out? god forbid a high school boy imagine people complexly smh my head

he is concussed. he is suffering from the nausea and dizziness typically associated with a mild concussion

the narrator of this book is quite possibly the most teenage boy to ever teenage boy. legend

i am so incredibly glad that the feral cat population where i live is low. dealing with 6 or so cats and trying to get them all trapped is infinitely less terrifying than 30 of them running around your property fighting and making a million babies

oh the prestige is Absolutely going to be city-wide human transmutation circle. they're not even being slick about it. pack it up fullmetal alchemist

i swear to god if the prestige of this is "human transmutation circle" i'm gonna lose it

the last thing on the entire planet that i expected from this guy was character growth. he still sucks, but he sucks self-awarely now

i love when dumb people try to run away from their past life. bro changed nothing about his appearance and started work in a busy city and started going by his middle name instead of his first. buddy of Course you were gonna get found out

book club book for july, babey!! i have a good feeling about liking this one enough to finish it. save me gay people

this is truly the most pathetic man

i need to thrash this man. i need to send him into orbit and watch him crash into space debris. i need to get him various diagnoses and then have him take a six-month course on how to be even a little bit normal. andy when i catch you

post-breakup shouting match In Front Of A Bank Employee?? in a twist i frankly didn’t see coming, they’re BOTH messy as hell

chat can we explode this guy