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“Well then, slowpoke, what are you waiting for?” Graham asked, already turning for the door. “Let’s go.”

STRIKE THREE

“Huh, really?” Graham reached for my drink. “Let me try. Yoink!”

strike two for two quotes that are so out of character. you think this tall made of stone gargoyle that’s dark gloomy and grumpy 23/7 (one hour smooching meera) IS GOING TO SAY “YOINK” ????

we reached scene one of pound town thank you everybody for your participation, that was wonderful. 10/10 for the aftercare 6/10 for the build up, teasing and foreplay cause my girl should have been prepared a biiiiiiiiiiiit more

for the folks at home who are following along with their bingo card:

we’ve unlocked ridges, tail play (?) and 2 second orgasms

“My tail twitched, the tip brushing against her thigh before sliding higher, slipping beneath the hem of her skirt. She gasped as I teased the sensitive skin of her inner thigh.”

mind you they’re MID FLIGHT. LIKE HIS WINGS ARE FLAPPING AND HE IS HOLDING HER!!!! IN THE AIR!!!! AND ITS RAINING!!!!

His face was so close I could feel his hot breath down the side of my neck. “I’ve been avoiding you because if I don’t, I’m going to throw you over my shoulder, carry you back to my room, and [teeheehee!] you until you can’t remember your own name.”

censored bc I don’t know who reads these 👹
THEY BAAREEELLLYY KNOW EACH OTHER IM SICK OF THIS BOOK *flips to the next page

“My arms windmilled. And then I was going down, the pavement rushing up to meet me.
“I got you.”
Graham’s voice was rough, his arms already closing around me before I could hit the ground. One second I was airborne, the next I was pressed against his chest, my heart hammering against his.”

I hate this corny book I say as I keep reading with joy

“Wow! I was meeting a whole lot of beautiful people lately, and here I was probably looking some shade of green and trying not to puke on their floor.”

me at concerts nauseous from being so high up in the nosebleeds

new chapter new reasons to kick my feet