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“What the actual fuck! Graham had thrown a dumpster at it! I suddenly had déjà vu of our encounter at the market two days ago. If a heavy traffic cone was enough to send the other one flying, wasn’t a whole dumpster a bit overkill?”

mama needs a cigarette after reading so many lines like this 🚬🥀

“Well then, slowpoke, what are you waiting for?” Graham asked, already turning for the door. “Let’s go.”

STRIKE THREE

“Huh, really?” Graham reached for my drink. “Let me try. Yoink!”

strike two for two quotes that are so out of character. you think this tall made of stone gargoyle that’s dark gloomy and grumpy 23/7 (one hour smooching meera) IS GOING TO SAY “YOINK” ????

I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT HIS VERSION OF FOREPLAY

we reached scene one of pound town thank you everybody for your participation, that was wonderful. 10/10 for the aftercare 6/10 for the build up, teasing and foreplay cause my girl should have been prepared a biiiiiiiiiiiit more

for the folks at home who are following along with their bingo card:

we’ve unlocked ridges, tail play (?) and 2 second orgasms

“My tail twitched, the tip brushing against her thigh before sliding higher, slipping beneath the hem of her skirt. She gasped as I teased the sensitive skin of her inner thigh.”

mind you they’re MID FLIGHT. LIKE HIS WINGS ARE FLAPPING AND HE IS HOLDING HER!!!! IN THE AIR!!!! AND ITS RAINING!!!!

His face was so close I could feel his hot breath down the side of my neck. “I’ve been avoiding you because if I don’t, I’m going to throw you over my shoulder, carry you back to my room, and [teeheehee!] you until you can’t remember your own name.”

censored bc I don’t know who reads these 👹
THEY BAAREEELLLYY KNOW EACH OTHER IM SICK OF THIS BOOK *flips to the next page

“My arms windmilled. And then I was going down, the pavement rushing up to meet me.
“I got you.”
Graham’s voice was rough, his arms already closing around me before I could hit the ground. One second I was airborne, the next I was pressed against his chest, my heart hammering against his.”

I hate this corny book I say as I keep reading with joy

“Wow! I was meeting a whole lot of beautiful people lately, and here I was probably looking some shade of green and trying not to puke on their floor.”

me at concerts nauseous from being so high up in the nosebleeds

new chapter new reasons to kick my feet

“Until we know he is no longer a threat, we will set you up at Redrock.”


OF COUUURSEEEE SHE IS AKNSNAJSJSNDND


“Oh, I thought Meera was staying here,” Carly said casually. She winked, a motion meant only for me, since she was sitting on a cushion with her back to the door. “I was going to ask Flame or Blaze to give her a tour of the estate.”
Oh! Sneaky!”

THIS MADE MY TOES CURL CARLY IS A GIRLS GIRL

“Something sharp and unfamiliar tickled in my chest.
Meera tentatively took the offered hand, and when it didn’t burn her, shook it….. The tickle exploded into full-blown jealousy. It was irrational. Meera wasn’t mine, but my hand shot out before I could stop it, gripping her arm and yanking her back against me. A low growl rumbled from my throat.”

KICKING MY FEET FURIOUSLY

“There it is,” I said, mimicking him.
“There what is?” He sounded amused.
“The part where you stop pretending I’m not your type.”

idk where all the slow burn went but yk what I’ll allow it cause it’s kinda 😝😝😝😝😝😝 THE BANTER WAS DELICIOUS

“Like what you see?” He said it in a way that said he already knew he was God’s gift to women.

OH IM SIIIIIICK OF HIM JBDDJJDJEKEE

“I’d told her she wasn’t my type back in the motel room, but that had been a lie. She was totally my type. In fact, she was the first woman my gargoyle wanted since Seraphina.“

WE ARE ONLY 6 CHAPTERS IN KEEP IT TOGETHER AND IN YOUR PANTS

also that’s like me saying “he was the first man my human wanted since __” 💀💀💀💀

“Careful, Sweetcheeks,” he murmured, already reaching for my injured arm.
I glared at him.
He shrugged. “I still don’t know your name. And I did just get a good glimpse of some sweet cheeks.”

Ok yes he came in while she was putting her pants on. Yes she had a cute pair on display. BUT WHY IS THE DIALOGUE FOR HIM SO FUCKING BAD 😭😭😭😭😭😭 ONE STAR DOCKED.

“I went in search of a first aid kit. I found it in the cabinet under the sink. The thing was a total joke.
Everything inside was expired, crusty, or useless. The only bandage left was teeny tiny. Fantastic. Because what I really needed at this moment was a Band-Aid for ants.”

HER LINES MAKE UP FOR IT

“She probably thought I was just another asshole after the egg, and technically, I was. Except I was the right asshole.”

I take my compliments back WHAT ARE HIS LINES 😭😭😭😭

“‘Release her!’ I roared.”

I’m a changed woman, people can change!

“The woman let out a scream, and something in it woke my protective instincts. I was moving before I could think. I let out a growl and strode toward them…”

I physically set my iPad down and sighed at this. Then recollected myself and kept reading cause I’m too invested. It’s okay! Only one strike for the growl counter!

“‘Oh yeah, then why are you running?’ asked the thug advancing on her.
‘Because you’re chasing me with an SUV! What the hell would you do if someone crashed through a fucking gate and tried to run you over?’”

ITS THE MOST REAL DIALOGUE IN A BOOK EVER I LOVE THIS GODDAMN BOOK WITH EVERYTHING IN ME

The intro to the world is so delicious I really love the imagery so far with the pacing THIS IS SCRUMPTIOUS GIVE ME MORE

“At least there was no blood. Blunt force trauma followed by strangling had ensured that. Karim had always been a clean freak. So this tracked.”

THIS IS HOW YOU GRAB MY ATTENTION THANK YOU AUTHOR

NOW THIS IS HOW YOU START A BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m not your strongest soldier this talk between izzy and the coach is DISTRESSING ME😭😭😭😭

of course she shows up to the first bonding meet hungover 🚶‍♀️

bye I’m getting war flashbacks to high school with talking to the coach and asking to be setter