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“Wow! I was meeting a whole lot of beautiful people lately, and here I was probably looking some shade of green and trying not to puke on their floor.”

me at concerts nauseous from being so high up in the nosebleeds

new chapter new reasons to kick my feet

“Until we know he is no longer a threat, we will set you up at Redrock.”


OF COUUURSEEEE SHE IS AKNSNAJSJSNDND


“Oh, I thought Meera was staying here,” Carly said casually. She winked, a motion meant only for me, since she was sitting on a cushion with her back to the door. “I was going to ask Flame or Blaze to give her a tour of the estate.”
Oh! Sneaky!”

THIS MADE MY TOES CURL CARLY IS A GIRLS GIRL

“Something sharp and unfamiliar tickled in my chest.
Meera tentatively took the offered hand, and when it didn’t burn her, shook it….. The tickle exploded into full-blown jealousy. It was irrational. Meera wasn’t mine, but my hand shot out before I could stop it, gripping her arm and yanking her back against me. A low growl rumbled from my throat.”

KICKING MY FEET FURIOUSLY

“There it is,” I said, mimicking him.
“There what is?” He sounded amused.
“The part where you stop pretending I’m not your type.”

idk where all the slow burn went but yk what I’ll allow it cause it’s kinda 😝😝😝😝😝😝 THE BANTER WAS DELICIOUS

“Like what you see?” He said it in a way that said he already knew he was God’s gift to women.

OH IM SIIIIIICK OF HIM JBDDJJDJEKEE

“I’d told her she wasn’t my type back in the motel room, but that had been a lie. She was totally my type. In fact, she was the first woman my gargoyle wanted since Seraphina.“

WE ARE ONLY 6 CHAPTERS IN KEEP IT TOGETHER AND IN YOUR PANTS

also that’s like me saying “he was the first man my human wanted since __” 💀💀💀💀

“Careful, Sweetcheeks,” he murmured, already reaching for my injured arm.
I glared at him.
He shrugged. “I still don’t know your name. And I did just get a good glimpse of some sweet cheeks.”

Ok yes he came in while she was putting her pants on. Yes she had a cute pair on display. BUT WHY IS THE DIALOGUE FOR HIM SO FUCKING BAD 😭😭😭😭😭😭 ONE STAR DOCKED.

“I went in search of a first aid kit. I found it in the cabinet under the sink. The thing was a total joke.
Everything inside was expired, crusty, or useless. The only bandage left was teeny tiny. Fantastic. Because what I really needed at this moment was a Band-Aid for ants.”

HER LINES MAKE UP FOR IT

“She probably thought I was just another asshole after the egg, and technically, I was. Except I was the right asshole.”

I take my compliments back WHAT ARE HIS LINES 😭😭😭😭