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"I bet you burned ants with magnifying lenses when you were a toddler, back during the Protestant Reformation.” 😭
ladies, let this be our daily inspo to humble that man and remind him of the fossil he is 😌🦖
all in good humor, of course 🤭
— Aug 16, 2026 07:41AM
ladies, let this be our daily inspo to humble that man and remind him of the fossil he is 😌🦖
all in good humor, of course 🤭
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Ashlyn
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I feel like I'm about to give birth to Simone Biles with the way my stomach is doing backflips 😭 the electrifying tension between Conor and Maya just might end me 😮💨
— Aug 17, 2026 08:59AM
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I'm infatuated with Conor. I'd also quite like to disembowel him.
— Aug 16, 2026 11:13AM
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just when I thought me and ali hazelwood had agreed to go our separate ways, two beautiful bookish angels (hayley and gabriela) recommended I try this out, and who am I to deny myself a problematic summer romance under the gleaming Sicilian sun?! ☀️🩷 thank you babes!
— Aug 15, 2026 04:03PM
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Aug 16, 2026 07:48AM
Wow. Love her already 😍
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lmaoooo yes 👏
I love how much she makes fun of him for his self proclaimed old man status 😂💘
Maya is so funny, i love her 🤣🤣 hope you keep enjoying 🩵
Yess!! 👏🏼 I loved Maya she was funny 😂 Enjoy
Seri ❤ wrote: "Wow. Love her already 😍"she's bold and saucy, yet still emotionally grounded 🙂↕️👏 such a baddie 🔥
⪩ tuba ⪨ ꠹ wrote: "Yeees giiirl, TALK!! 💗"🤣😂 she's keeping her foot on his neck and I'm so here for it!
Haley wrote: "lmaoooo yes 👏"🤭 at this point I'm taking notes on all the new and profoundly insulting ways she's developed to remind a man of his age 👏 living for it!
Gabriela wrote: "I love how much she makes fun of him for his self proclaimed old man status 😂💘"it's utterly iconic 🤭🔥 and deep down he loves it 😏
bookluvr wrote: "Maya is so funny, i love her 🤣🤣 hope you keep enjoying 🩵"I'm having an absolute ball and giggling galore 🤭🩷 thank you love!
Najat wrote: "Yess!! 👏🏼 I loved Maya she was funny 😂 Enjoy"she's such a queen 🤣 loving her so far 🩷 thank you babes!!