Adam’s Reviews > Warbreaker > Status Update

Wow, Vivenna’s Adventure has really been lovely lately! Another plot twist to accompany the other plot twist!

I swear, if Siri actually fucks the god king after all that good stuff about planning and resisting the priests…

Ouuu shi. Blushweaver Goddess of Anime Body Proportions, calls Siri a slut.

Meanwhile, Siri lies to Bluefingers ab Susebron, and still doesn’t know what happens to each god king upon having an heir.

Ooh shi. No not in that way. You damn pervert.

Vivenna is getting serious. Hamon training arc starts now!!!

Also, everything with the Idrian slums feels very topical. Interesting!

Also also, Idrian royalty comes from the first returned. And Vivenna now knows Clod’s code! And I have a feeling Clod is the body of Shara…Sasha…Shalashaska…whoever that dead person who made Nightblood was. Interesting!!!

Susebron putting his arm on Siri’s shoulder was sweet.

Vivenna also reminds me of Caitlyn from Arcane. That’s the idea of her in my head for the most part. For some reason, though, otherwise, I mostly just take everything in auditorially without much mental visualization. Oh yeah and I somewhat had the image of Nemesis from Fire Emblem for Susebron initially.

Anyway, it’s good rn. Lightsong is investigating!!

Ooh, interesting…

Also, Vivenna. LOCK THE FUCK IN ALREADY. USE THE BREATHS! THE BREATHS!

They really got Siri out here doing a nude dogeza. Hashtag! Geeked!

Also, Vivenna going on her mission is cool.

Also, Siri why don’t you just ask your servants to at least pretend to be normal and chat around you if you want them to, lol. The whole point is that they do what you want.

But anyway, it’s good so far. I have a feeling it’s gonna be cool when Lightsong gets off his ass and does stuff lol.