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time to whip out an ancient technique called "speed reading", trust me, you should get in on this!
— Aug 17, 2026 02:55PM
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Noah
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dude, he's homophobic and racist, if you don't hold it against him, then I'll hold that against you...
— Aug 17, 2026 01:56AM
Noah
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I'll never understand the pearl clutching over swearing in front of your parents... now, swearing AT them is when you should be worried
— Aug 16, 2026 11:22PM