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// "Allow me to welcome you to the buckle of the Bible Belt.” I raised my beer in salute. “There’s a church on every corner and a bigot in every garage."

~ *Actually laughing :-D*!!

// "I could do some loving on that man. I really could. Do some loving and shake the bejesus out of his sugar tree."

~ Is this really a form of lingo in the Southern United Stated o_O? I get the euphemism for "shaking [someone's] sugar tree", but I wonder what it is supposed to imply. Or is it open to interpretation? O_O. *Fascinated*.

// "We’ll find a boyfriend for you, don’t worry, he assured me."

~ Awww what an awesome little boy you are, Noah :-)!!