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Frances Torres
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▪️"How easy it would have been, to hop in the rental car and drive away like the past two days hadn’t happened."
▪️But what did she know? She’d never burned down a building before. Certainly not with someone inside it. Better safe than sorry.
▪️Was that an outhouse? An outhouse was just too much. She hadn’t packed any wipes. No Lysol. She was completely unprepared for this.
▪️My cabin is my happy place
— Aug 18, 2026 02:45PM
▪️But what did she know? She’d never burned down a building before. Certainly not with someone inside it. Better safe than sorry.
▪️Was that an outhouse? An outhouse was just too much. She hadn’t packed any wipes. No Lysol. She was completely unprepared for this.
▪️My cabin is my happy place
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Frances Torres
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▪️My cabin is my happy place. The place I feel the most like me.
— Aug 18, 2026 03:46PM
Frances Torres
is 62% done
▪️“That man is just so plain, Ama. Plainer than plain. Like he’s never farted without asking permission first. Like his favorite kind of pizza is cheese. Don’t you worry that after a few months you’ll crave some olives on your slice?”
▪️“My ex-wife. She was obsessed with The Lord of the Rings, and the movies were all filmed in New Zealand
— Aug 18, 2026 03:38PM
▪️“My ex-wife. She was obsessed with The Lord of the Rings, and the movies were all filmed in New Zealand