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“Once in a generation there is born a bisexual who can do math. You’re the chosen one.”
I fear I am not the chosen one
— Aug 18, 2026 06:23PM
I fear I am not the chosen one
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lex (the kellin to her vic)
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Aug 18, 2026 06:35PM
i am the chosen one 🥹
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I CANNOT DO MATH AT ALL
i can i just choose not to bc it makes me want to die
EXACTLY
im good at it i just dont …
My problem is lack of effort lwk
me too .my math teacher last year for geometry / algebra 2a was like “lexi you’d be so good at this if you applied yourself” girl i’m at 20% application and i want to kms please refrain from speaking to me ok 😭😭
NAH LEGITIMATELY THO i just wanna nuke the subject math in general like what are we even doing anymore
me when math: “why are there more letters than numbers.”
IT MAKES ME MAD WHEN THEY ONLY GIVE ME ONE NUMBER I NEED SOMETHING ELSE TO ADD WDYM YOU WANT ME TO DISTRIBUTE THE PROPERTIES
A NUMBER IS ONE NUMBER
THATS IT
NO FRR.. “find the perimeter of this fucking OCTAGON with the number 2 on one side ❤️.” DIE.
LIKE EXCUSE ME WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT
I’M OUT OF HERE
GIMME A BOOK