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PUTA MADRE

And I can tell ITS GOING TO GET WORSE!

I swear the last 50+ pages have had me already on the edge of my seat LOCKED TF IN and like WAIT A MINUTE… HUH? OP CAUGHT YOU IN A LIE! BITCH CATCH ON ALREADY. NO HOLD ON. SUS AF. WAIT WHAT?! WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME. NOT A DOUBLE [REDACTED]! OH THE HURT. MHM GOOD SOUP. 🍽️

FUCK ME HE IS A TALKER! AND A GOOD ONE AT THAT. BASTARD. IM PANTING 🥵

Because not him reminding her that they’re enemies mid [redacted debauchery] and then growl-whispering into her ear “But don’t worry, sweetheart. It’ll be our secret. Only we will know that you gave yourself to me unbidden.”

BARK BARK BARK

Wdym familiar? Are you a regula—wow well just what every girl wants to hear, just how often the man you want has visited the orgy catacombs.

AND DONT YOU THINK I FORGOT THE FEMALE VOICE THAT CALLED YOUR NAME AND GOT LOST IN THE CROWD! 👹

3 of my favorite microtropes in one scene?! I’m bringing out the wine 🍷

I JUST CLOCKED YOU! OH FUCK.

When they’re sparring and he overpowers and pins her then proceeds to say “That’s it, like a good girl.” ?!?!?!

Consider me both pissed off and turned on 😡🦋

“You used the vibration,” I said. I’ve seen her use it other times—some, against me.

Oh? 😏 can’t wait to get to that flashback

Oh I see. So that’s Kobra’s ✨ass✨🫡

**A man with a very neat and organized desk**
My OCD Capricorn soul: WET 🥵