casey’s Reviews > The Friend Zone > Status Update

“Done. I was fucking done. I didn’t want any of this anymore. I didn’t want this fucking life. I didn’t want to live here. I didn’t want my shitty job…”

Oof, felt that, king. Literally me rn.

I’m sorry but a Marine Corps Gunnery Sergeant cannot afford a presidential suite with champagne and a grand piano, do your research Abby Jimenez. Best they can do is get you a room at the Rodeway Inn next to the Purple Church in Oceanside and a six pack of coronas.

Cute to see a guy smitten over a girl being so eager to get info on her from his friend. Definitely fiction, but still cute. I’ll tuck that away in my brain’s fantasy file.