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As her doting parents mentioned at every possible occasion, Helene was born into the world like Jesus Christ—on a pile of hay in a barn [...] at exactly the moment the calf entered the world, so too did a wee babe slip out of Gertrude. It landed on the ground, its tiny behind covered in blood, piss (both human and cow), and cow manure.
— Aug 21, 2026 08:21AM
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this bitch is deranged but bartek is weaponised incompetence personified
— Aug 20, 2026 01:02AM
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The psychiatrist says he’s treated people for sleepwalking before but has never encountered a dendrophile. And while he can imagine men inserting their penises into tree hollows, scooped-out pomelo flesh, beef liver, or watermelon, well, he could never…No, he just can’t fathom it. Really, how could a woman be a dendrophile?! [...]
By shoving pine cones into her vagina? Twigs, maybe? Or mushrooms and acorns?!”
— Aug 19, 2026 08:51AM
By shoving pine cones into her vagina? Twigs, maybe? Or mushrooms and acorns?!”
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She isn’t ready to talk to anyone—despite having been offered fifty grand for an interview[...] to be accompanied by a photo of her naked, straddling a two hundred-year-old oak tree[...]
That was the best environmental protest-performance we’ve ever seen! With respect, the women’s faction of the Green Party.[...] She still remembers how those maggots pelted her windows with rotten apples, tomatoes, and kimchi.
— Aug 19, 2026 06:43AM
That was the best environmental protest-performance we’ve ever seen! With respect, the women’s faction of the Green Party.[...] She still remembers how those maggots pelted her windows with rotten apples, tomatoes, and kimchi.
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Pick-me-ass-bitch final boss, a rags-to-riches oil company CEO.
— Aug 19, 2026 03:50AM