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Elizabeth
is 88% done
why are all her friends and family babying her and not being fucking blunt about her immaturity
— Aug 21, 2026 08:25PM
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Elizabeth
is 80% done
ALSO OF COURSE ITS WEIRD TO HAVE SOMEONE ELSE’S NAME TATTOOED ON YOUR BODY
— Aug 21, 2026 07:49PM
Elizabeth
is 79% done
i can’t believe it took her so long to talk to her mom??? like a 30 year old BRATTY CHILD
and the fact she’s so dumb she didn’t realize the “i love you” when he thought he was DYING was IN LOVE with you
— Aug 21, 2026 07:46PM
and the fact she’s so dumb she didn’t realize the “i love you” when he thought he was DYING was IN LOVE with you
Elizabeth
is 75% done
george is better at sex than the writing conveys, right? we all agree about that
— Aug 21, 2026 09:19AM
Elizabeth
is 56% done
i’m screaming at her obliviousness and his restraint at 16
— Aug 19, 2026 08:46PM

