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Malone Hanson
is on page 316 of 387
I feel just like Haymitch rn except that my hunger games is getting through this book and instead of the prize being that I get to live it’s that I get to read my queer fantasy slop book….. I’m so close I can taste the victory…..
— Aug 21, 2026 09:59PM
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Malone Hanson
is on page 308 of 387
SPOILERS!!
Oh my god he turned around and then she died he’s literally so Orpheus 💔
— Aug 21, 2026 09:00PM
Oh my god he turned around and then she died he’s literally so Orpheus 💔
Malone Hanson
is on page 232 of 387
I’ve been just guessing how a flint striker works but then I googled it and man, that is not at ALL what I expected
— Aug 21, 2026 12:32AM
Malone Hanson
is on page 202 of 387
When Plutarch mentions tools that could replicate any scenario with any person “in mere seconds”…. Is he talking about generative AI???? Alright Suzanne….
— Aug 20, 2026 05:44PM
Malone Hanson
is on page 135 of 387
I’ve taken to annotating the books that aren’t borrowed and I’ve lost count of the amount of ☹️’s I’ve drawn in these pages dude
— Aug 19, 2026 06:40PM
Malone Hanson
is on page 120 of 387
Man, we’re meeting all the other tributes and getting to know them and every last one is deader than a doornail this is exactly how I felt watching the long walk but instead of a 2 hour movie that dread is stretched out across a 400 page book🚬
— Aug 19, 2026 06:07PM
Malone Hanson
is on page 76 of 387
Man, however bad a day I think I’m having, this Haymitch kid’s got it MUCH worse
— Aug 19, 2026 12:28AM
Malone Hanson
is on page 35 of 387
ASOIAF has been gutting me too much, I gotta take a break with something real light and fluffy🚬
— Aug 18, 2026 04:40PM