Candice’s Reviews > Excuse Me, Is This Yours? > Status Update

Tuvia cracks me up: “Would I like, he asks me, a no-caffeine coffee? And would I like oatmilk to go with it? No, Yossi. I’m not a settler and I’m not Oregonian. I would like a real coffee with real milk, from a cow or a goat, if you have.”