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Ember L.
is on page 96 of 374
Worth the…urine puddle?? What the fuck does that even mean? She’s gonna piss on the floor when she gets home? Is she talking about the dog? Who the fuck is Kate Brody and who let her write a book??
— Aug 23, 2026 10:49AM
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Ember L.
is on page 97 of 374
WHY does she have to mention her sister’s nipples and pubic hair?! WHY, Kate Brody?! I just…I hate this bitch’s writing. I’m intrigued by this storyline but this author can’t fucking write.
— Aug 23, 2026 10:51AM
Ember L.
is on page 95 of 374
She said she messaged Mickey, which would imply a PM, but then says someone doxxed her under her reply. So she replied publicly. I hate this author.
— Aug 23, 2026 10:46AM
Ember L.
is on page 94 of 374
She talks about herself like she’s in her 50s now: “puffier, flabbier, older.” Girl, get a grip, you’re fucking 26.
— Aug 23, 2026 10:43AM
Ember L.
is on page 82 of 374
Ugh, I’m picking apart the book. But I hate when authors don’t pay attention to their own writing. She mentions the single concrete picnic table, and then IMMEDIATELY says that Mickey sits at “a dirty concrete picnic table.” You mean THE picnic table? The one you just mentioned is THE ONLY ONE?
— Aug 22, 2026 05:57PM
Ember L.
is on page 80 of 374
Ha! I was right. It’s Michaela. Teddy is just a fucking moron.
— Aug 22, 2026 05:49PM
Ember L.
is on page 76 of 374
I really don’t understand how she came to the conclusion that Michael A’s name is Michael A when his Reddit username says Michaela, as well as his email: michaela-greeley17. I’d have assumed it was a woman named Michaela. Ya know, because that makes way more sense than assuming it’s Michael A. I get it, he’s probably Mickey, the “boyfriend???,” but Teddy doesn’t know that yet.
— Aug 22, 2026 05:28PM