Ms. Dess’s Reviews > Bonded by Thorns > Status Update

“I’ve traveled around the world. led an army into battle on dragonback, seduced a vicious Mafia boss, and journeyed back in time to fall in love with everyone from Vikings to the Knights of the Round Table. I’ve lived a thousand lives. Too bad my real life fucking sucks. I sigh and close the book I’ve been reading.”

I’m. Fucking. Dead!!!! Hahahahahahahaha