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Wouter van Noort
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"Are you fucking kidding me?" Mal shouts, and the drunk and/or over-caffeinated customers stare at us. "You've been in Portugal for forty-eight hours, and you haven't tried pasteis de nata yet?"
— Aug 24, 2026 02:38PM
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Wouter van Noort
is 86% done
I lean in and kiss that smile. She kisses me back, and it click, click, clicks in my brain.
— 5 hours, 49 min ago
Wouter van Noort
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We're both still nodding, and I'm starting to worry we'll never be able to stop nodding at each other. We're going to be stuck in an awkward nodding loop until the shame from last night finally fades. If it ever fades.
— 18 hours, 33 min ago
Wouter van Noort
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It must be 90-proof brandy in that sangria, because I start shouting at Stefano. "Not heterosexual! Yes Sadie, but not heterosexual!"
— Aug 26, 2026 02:40AM
Wouter van Noort
is 61% done
We sit shoulder to shoulder in silence for over an hour, breathing and watching, and even the silence is exquisite with her.
— Aug 25, 2026 01:48PM
Wouter van Noort
is 54% done
One: I do have a crush. Two: And it's on Mal.
And three: Mal humiliatingly knew about it before I did.
She knows I have a fucking crush on her.
— Aug 25, 2026 03:07AM
And three: Mal humiliatingly knew about it before I did.
She knows I have a fucking crush on her.
Wouter van Noort
is 41% done
My calves still ache, my forehead is sunburned, and I'm the most physically exhausted I've ever been, but there's something almost hypnotic about the walk. I almost enjoy it.
— Aug 24, 2026 09:16AM
Wouter van Noort
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Mal comes running down the stairs with her bag slung over one shoulder. She's wearing her Hokas, brown hiking pants, and a white T-shirt beneath her open fleece. And she is, regrettably, very hot indeed.
— Aug 24, 2026 02:26AM
Wouter van Noort
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So, yeah, I impulsively slammed my knife handle against my glass to save her from scrutiny. But this doesn't count as flirting or anything.
— Aug 23, 2026 02:50PM
Wouter van Noort
is 19% done
I can't believe I told her I'm a lesbian.
And based on my picture-perfect memory of her mouth, I can't believe I didn't suspect I might be a lesbian a long-ass time ago.
— Aug 23, 2026 05:43AM
And based on my picture-perfect memory of her mouth, I can't believe I didn't suspect I might be a lesbian a long-ass time ago.
Wouter van Noort
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Her eyes scan the seat numbers until they land on 18A, and her gaze drops down to me. As her mouth widens into a friendly smile, something weird happens in my stomach.
— Aug 22, 2026 02:37PM