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The Fool would’ve done well in Pathologic

Fool: I missed your positivity more than anything Fitz: I thought it was my great beauty you’d miss haha Fool: Omg omg I wasn’t gonna say anything but hooooly shit yeah I missed how hot you are, omg, the hottest part is that you don’t even know how hot you are.

Wow the fool’s sure coming on strong goddamn

I know it doesn’t deserve it for how little has happened in this book but this might be edging out He Who Drowned the World as my favorite book… maybe

Oh I am FURIOUS!! This is why I need to stop thinking with my fuckin dick

Fuck im so bisexual for Starling and Nik idk if id be able to control myself around either of them. Can I like join this trip too

Man it’s so nice Fitz finally has a travelling companion, the loneliness in these last 300 pages has been so palpable I think my boy could really use some human connection again… also she’s super cool and I hope she sticks around forever

I hope Starling becomes a new major character I kinda love them

It’s honestly unbelievable how much of an idiot Fitz is sometimes hoooooly shit dude I swear this kids got a death wish

Starling is giving big fool vibes ngl

Not that I agree with them but the autism allegations against Fitz do make more sense with each subsequent book