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Esmé
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this book is CRAZY is he going to put a SOFT BOILED EGG in her ASS????.?
— Aug 25, 2026 12:15PM
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Esmé
is on page 270 of 288
theydies and gentlethem, he did, in fact, put a soft boiled egg in her ass, but that was many pages ago and is truly one of the least crazy things that has happened
— Aug 27, 2026 02:29PM
Esmé
is on page 130 of 288
how is it possible that on top of all the crazy shit going on, this is also somehow lowkey a hockey romance
— Aug 26, 2026 08:53AM
Esmé
is on page 87 of 288
is grandma really hitting us with the "inside you are two wolves" rn
— Aug 25, 2026 12:04PM
Esmé
is on page 31 of 288
this is multitasking on another level. my girl is watching 2 different videos (one gay porn and the other a wolf hunting a rabbit), listening to Billie holiday, catfishing a racist woman and exposing her on reddit, AND straight up jackin it. what the helly
— Aug 25, 2026 12:04PM
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Aug 29, 2026 11:53AM
I don’t know why but I need to know if it still had the shell on
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