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Shay
is 5% done
As a marine biologist I can tell you that I fear large gaggles of sentient, man eating giant squid and you should to. 🦑
— Aug 25, 2026 01:13PM
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Shay
is 75% done
You know .. I dont know if I like Sturman. I like Joe, and Val is fine until she is a sterotypical know-it-all marine biologist, (I am one so I can say that) but Sturman is miserable, and he acts it. I get grief never goes away but he is being awful and making decisions based solely on "why not, whatever" and I need him to get his shit together.
— Aug 31, 2026 10:51AM
Shay
is 50% done
Ok some of this dialogue is not how people talk. It's like every time Val starts to give her marine biologist exposition, Will is just a sounding board of "hows that doctor?" "What does that mean?" Just to keep her taking and it isn't natural. Then he talks about his dead wife and she jumps him? Then has the audacity to say "you should really get over it" ?? Like what?? 🙃
— Aug 31, 2026 08:43AM
Shay
is 30% done
Steve is disgustingly racist and I bet the squid spit his ass out 👌🏼
— Aug 27, 2026 01:24PM
Shay
is 25% done
Will acts and talks like he was in the Navy, my husband and his shipmates all talked like this lol. And I love a competent marine biologist in horror!! Let's go Humboldt Squid!!
— Aug 27, 2026 10:03AM

