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“In reply, he was given a distinct impression. Almost like a memory implanted directly into his mind: an exhausted, overwhelmed man lying broken on an ashen street, in front of a shattered city gate. Surrounded by death.”
WAAAAAHHHHHH
— 1 hour, 43 min ago
WAAAAAHHHHHH
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Wyl
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[redacted]: hey guys what’s going on?
*sitcom screaming and yelling and clapping*
[redacted]: what? ah come on guys, it’s just me *poses for the camera*
— 3 hours, 6 min ago
*sitcom screaming and yelling and clapping*
[redacted]: what? ah come on guys, it’s just me *poses for the camera*
Wyl
is on page 197 of 507
MMAAARRRRSSSSHHHHH
you can’t do this to me i’m gonna cry again
— Aug 26, 2026 02:05PM
you can’t do this to me i’m gonna cry again
Wyl
is on page 189 of 507
Me: Hoid can you distract me from the fact that Dolly Parton passed away today?
Hoid: DOLLY PARTON PASSED AWAY??
Me: yeah :(
Hoid: we’ll get through this, together
— Aug 25, 2026 05:13PM
Hoid: DOLLY PARTON PASSED AWAY??
Me: yeah :(
Hoid: we’ll get through this, together