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"Our attempts at several 'dad' activities had mostly ended in...disaster. The time he tried to teach me how to fish immediately comes to mind-think fishing hooks in toes and ears and everywhere else except a fish's mouth. Then there's the time he took me camping...I know you were thinking I was going to say it stunk for some reason that had to do with me not having arms. Nope. It stunk because I hate camping." voice!
— Aug 28, 2026 11:15AM
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