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“By the way, beneath the wit and lust, they recognized a terrible kinship of exhaustion and despair.”

When? Fuck off.

Even Cazador lost brain cells… holy fuck

This book is literally just: cock, sex, horny metaphor, cock again

Of course the Paladin is gigantic lmao come on. Astarion is of pretty average height but here he sounds like a shojo heroine with bird bones

Dude, your oath should have been broken 10 pages ago. Why are you this stupid?

Most useless Paladin ever. Can’t even use Divine Sense. Pathetic.

Kingfisher really doesn’t know how to give her characters interiority… or how a magistrate job works for that matter.

What in the dogshit, millennial-ass, marvel vomit, cringe prose? End me. Dude is dying and he’s QUIPPING.